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chemistry-checkmate:

nepetasfatcock:

2spookyasscrack:

onlylolgifs:

halloween costume

jESUS CHRIST THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING 

Me on my way to steal yo man

YOU CAN KEEP HIM

(via fortheloveofandrewgarfield)


7:23 pm     374,787 notes
October 21 2014

oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

(Source: thvnderfox, via americuntdreams)


1:09 am      134,962 notes
October 19 2014

fhydeplays:

ultrafacts:

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Follow Ultrafacts for more facts daily.

Sleeping on the job is acceptable in Japan.

(via rahja)


1:03 am     78,008 notes
October 19 2014

newbun:

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(Source: obvious-electricity, via youngerinmyhunger)


10:05 pm     228,006 notes
October 18 2014

(Source: yungterra, via suedesilk)


1:06 am      156,955 notes
October 18 2014

Hope you’re all well and good

-Tini

(Source: jeou, via earthmusic)


1:04 am     6,104 notes
October 18 2014

Married to Jonas: Kevin Feels the Pressure

(Source: dasweetie, via matzah)


5:30 pm     118,010 notes
October 17 2014

maosandchayhem:

So I drive by this house every day on my way to work and it is definitely the Skeleton War HQ

Photo Source: [x]

some of these are super clever lol this is beautiful

(via humbugbsides)


3:21 pm     77,874 notes
October 17 2014

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(shouldn’t this say “gentlemen we are at war with the greeks…” like, there were greeks in the horse, not trojans, the trojans were in troy where the battle was located and the greeks were in the horse to get into troy to defeat the trojans lol)

(via matchingvelvetduvet)


9:42 am     163,711 notes
October 17 2014

FAK LMAO ~testeeeeeeez~

well f me, im tired and there’s still so much study to be crammed.

tbh i could give up and completely fluke the whole test because my grades for this subject have been pretty g and its only 25% so it shouldn’t affect my grade too much in the end but also i don’t want to completely fuck it up and fail miserably at it because of ~personal outlook and appreciation~

wat do i do?! i hate that i can’t let shit like this go. I’m such a forking nerd 4 christs sake (fun fact: the words ‘awkward’ and ‘nerd’ have probably been the most common terms with which my two older sisters have always described me to other people, but tbh i own it so in ur faces bullies idegaf *sunglasses emoji’s my way off into the sunset)

LOL I am going semi-crazy 2night. I’m like probably overly tired, pissed off that i slept thru my alarm this morning, under-fed, bored, uninspired, heavily plagued by the fact that i aint been kissed yet (its hittin me real hard right now idk why but like ffs someone gimme some lip, the good kind, not like insults or whatever), and v v v v ready for the uni year to be over. I am running on a weird collection of emotions YAY FOR BEING 19!! ( i knew i had a good reason behind the existential crisis i had on my birthday lmao i am actually 50 years old).

I also have a burning desire to watch Perks of Being a Wallflower ?!?!?!? lol i am turning into my 14 y/o sister.

oh the struggles of a poo face wyt gerl in tertiary educassion

maybe i’ll eat a can of tuna. wat (?!).

-Ella


12:10 am
October 17 2014

s.t.